/u/StockInitial4460's posts in /r/cleanjokes

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My boss said to me, "You're the worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"

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I was watching an Australian cooking show. The audience cheered when the chef made a meringue. Which was odd...

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A tectonic plate bumped into another.

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I have a horse, his name is Mayo.

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I couldn't get my wife's attention...

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How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?

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I feel sorry for the homeless man's dog...

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My boss said, "I was tge worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My boss said to me, "You're the worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"	181
I was watching an Australian cooking show. The audience cheered when the chef made a meringue. Which was odd...	133
A tectonic plate bumped into another.	132
I have a horse, his name is Mayo.	112
I couldn't get my wife's attention...	74
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?	69
I feel sorry for the homeless man's dog...	29
My boss said, "I was tge worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"	1