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“I wasn’t supposed to swallow it!!!”

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Screams of agony can be heard in the distance as your heart begins to pound.

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-and it restarts every time I finish this sentence:

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I was so happy when I married my high school sweetheart...

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I was happy that the brain parasite -removal was said to have a 99% success rate!

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“Everyone needs a little push sometimes.” NSFW

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They said they would take the Magic I taught them, and make great use of it.

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The chances of you spontaneously combusting are low.

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The night before the big dinner where I would finally meet my fiancé’s parents, I lied and told them was deathly allergic to peanuts.

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I was a little disappointed that my package was running late again, until I remembered...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I wasn’t supposed to swallow it!!!”	1798
Screams of agony can be heard in the distance as your heart begins to pound.	59
-and it restarts every time I finish this sentence:	47
I was so happy when I married my high school sweetheart...	41
I was happy that the brain parasite -removal was said to have a 99% success rate!	34
“Everyone needs a little push sometimes.” NSFW	34
They said they would take the Magic I taught them, and make great use of it.	34
The chances of you spontaneously combusting are low.	32
The night before the big dinner where I would finally meet my fiancé’s parents, I lied and told them was deathly allergic to peanuts.	32
I was a little disappointed that my package was running late again, until I remembered...	27