/u/StonedColdKiller997's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My lifelong enemy and I were shocked to learn that we'd both hired the same hitman to kill the other.

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I felt the rope squeeze impossibly tight, crushing my trachea and the arteries in my neck.

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The men in devil masks held me at gunpoint and forced me to dig a grave in my own backyard.

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Holding my four year old daughter in a state of shock, a nursery rhyme is the first thing that that pierces through my bewildered thoughts.

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I've always heard it's better to just leave babies alone when they won't stop crying.

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"Welcome back to Cannibal's Kitchen with your host Chef Sleepytime!"

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Every 4th of July when we buy fireworks, my father always makes the same complaint.

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The wire went taut, and the electric chainsaw came unplugged just as its blade reached my neck.

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"Welcome back to Cannibal's Kitchen with your host Chef Sleepytime!"

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Alarms went off in my mind when I spotted the man who looked exactly like me peering out from behind a tree. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My lifelong enemy and I were shocked to learn that we'd both hired the same hitman to kill the other.	27
I felt the rope squeeze impossibly tight, crushing my trachea and the arteries in my neck.	23
The men in devil masks held me at gunpoint and forced me to dig a grave in my own backyard.	21
Holding my four year old daughter in a state of shock, a nursery rhyme is the first thing that that pierces through my bewildered thoughts.	16
I've always heard it's better to just leave babies alone when they won't stop crying.	16
"Welcome back to Cannibal's Kitchen with your host Chef Sleepytime!"	13
Every 4th of July when we buy fireworks, my father always makes the same complaint.	12
The wire went taut, and the electric chainsaw came unplugged just as its blade reached my neck.	11
"Welcome back to Cannibal's Kitchen with your host Chef Sleepytime!"	10
Alarms went off in my mind when I spotted the man who looked exactly like me peering out from behind a tree. NSFW	9