/u/StonedColdKiller997's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The world was reduced to ash and rubble, the water and air all poisoned for centuries.

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My funeral and graveside service were beautiful.

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"Once I've turned you into a toad," the witch told her captive "a kiss upon the lips will be the only way to break the spell."

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The sky turned black as oil, blood streamed down from the clouds, and sulfur fumes rose from newly-formed cracks in the earth.

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My husband loves to join me in the shower, without invitation, every chance he gets.

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ATTENTION: The AI powering your simulation [SIM #40797] has experienced a catastrophic malfunction.

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I probably would have guessed "degloving" just meant taking off a pair of gloves.

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After James had been missing for hours longer than his oxygen tanks could have ever lasted, no one on the scene was shocked when rescue divers retrieved a lifeless body from the underwater cave.

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I've always heard that it's better just to let babies cry.

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It was a horrible mistake to bring that massive, red egg into the house, and now the razor-beaked nightmare that hatched from it clearly thinks I'm its mother.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The world was reduced to ash and rubble, the water and air all poisoned for centuries.	9
My funeral and graveside service were beautiful.	7
"Once I've turned you into a toad," the witch told her captive "a kiss upon the lips will be the only way to break the spell."	5
The sky turned black as oil, blood streamed down from the clouds, and sulfur fumes rose from newly-formed cracks in the earth.	4
My husband loves to join me in the shower, without invitation, every chance he gets.	4
ATTENTION: The AI powering your simulation [SIM #40797] has experienced a catastrophic malfunction.	3
I probably would have guessed "degloving" just meant taking off a pair of gloves.	3
After James had been missing for hours longer than his oxygen tanks could have ever lasted, no one on the scene was shocked when rescue divers retrieved a lifeless body from the underwater cave.	2
I've always heard that it's better just to let babies cry.	2
It was a horrible mistake to bring that massive, red egg into the house, and now the razor-beaked nightmare that hatched from it clearly thinks I'm its mother.	2