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I took a break from cleaning Grandpa's attic and decided to crack open the old notebook I found, its yellowed pages filled with his scrawl.

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"Quiet in the library, please."

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Not to brag or anything, but I'm something of an expert when it comes to alcohol, wine, liquor and spirits.

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Professor Peterson was ecstatic when he finally perfected his formula for eye drops that granted x-ray vision.

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My girlfriend and I have been going through a rough patch lately, so I've set up an elaborate floral display in her living room as a surprise.

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Harold beamed with pride when he picked up the newspaper and saw his entry in the county fair's chilli cook-off on the front page.

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This truck has been following me with its high beams on for over an hour now.

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"I owe it all to my husband," said Mrs. Davis when the neighbors complimented her vibrant flower garden.

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I'm so proud of my daughter for getting the lead role in her school's play.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I took a break from cleaning Grandpa's attic and decided to crack open the old notebook I found, its yellowed pages filled with his scrawl.	10666
"Quiet in the library, please."	475
Not to brag or anything, but I'm something of an expert when it comes to alcohol, wine, liquor and spirits.	297
Professor Peterson was ecstatic when he finally perfected his formula for eye drops that granted x-ray vision.	276
My girlfriend and I have been going through a rough patch lately, so I've set up an elaborate floral display in her living room as a surprise.	242
Harold beamed with pride when he picked up the newspaper and saw his entry in the county fair's chilli cook-off on the front page.	143
This truck has been following me with its high beams on for over an hour now.	17
"I owe it all to my husband," said Mrs. Davis when the neighbors complimented her vibrant flower garden.	15
I'm so proud of my daughter for getting the lead role in her school's play.	2