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With a sadistic grin he told me I had to choose whether I'd get to keep my eyes,or my hands.

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After yet another remark about my physique from my husband, I knew that I definitely needed to lose weight.

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I knew that losing weight would be beneficial to me.

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It may seem odd that I pray that my grandmother's dementia will worsen even faster.

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My wife has been in labour for two days, the midwife won't tell me if the baby is going to make it.

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The doctor spotted the brain lesion that caused my symptoms very easily.

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With my brand new gun, it only took me a minute to take down the horde of zombies banging on my door.

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The little boy's mother wasn't open to the idea that boarding school was the best for her son.

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I was relieved when the attacker who killed our maid left and my husband untied himself and called 911.

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The warmest days of a heat wave are undoubtedly the most inconvenient moment for a freezer to malfunction.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With a sadistic grin he told me I had to choose whether I'd get to keep my eyes,or my hands.	1485	TwoSentenceHorror
After yet another remark about my physique from my husband, I knew that I definitely needed to lose weight.	406	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew that losing weight would be beneficial to me.	198	TwoSentenceHorror
It may seem odd that I pray that my grandmother's dementia will worsen even faster.	148	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife has been in labour for two days, the midwife won't tell me if the baby is going to make it.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
The doctor spotted the brain lesion that caused my symptoms very easily.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
With my brand new gun, it only took me a minute to take down the horde of zombies banging on my door.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
The little boy's mother wasn't open to the idea that boarding school was the best for her son.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
I was relieved when the attacker who killed our maid left and my husband untied himself and called 911.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
The warmest days of a heat wave are undoubtedly the most inconvenient moment for a freezer to malfunction.	1	TwoSentenceHorror