/u/Sturmwolken's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] One day, the actual Darth Vader appeared in Hollywood, Force and all. Everyone is very confused, and no one has been able to find George Lucas, and Disney has stopped all communications.
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[WP] Humanity is, and in fact, always has been, part of an enormous gestalt-consciousness hive-mind. It just so happens that that Hive-Mind has been way too lazy to care about its drones.
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[WP] So, you are the subject of a prophecy. You are doing everything in your power to avoid fulfilling that prophecy. The Gods are getting extremely desperate.
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[WP] You inhabit a magical lamp, but you are not a genie. You are Gene I. Edwards, a normal, run-of-the-mill business man that a jackass wizard trapped in a lamp.
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[WP] Death decided to go on holiday, for the first time in all of history. He leaves his assistant to continue reaping. Coming back after two weeks, Death returns to find Earth void of all life. You are his assistant. Explain what happened to a very pissed off Death.
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[WP] "Who's the perp?" "His name is Claus. Santa Claus," "Crime?" "A string of break-ins, sir," "Any pattern?" "Well... he doesn't take anything, sir," "What do you mean?" "He leaves toys behind. All of them, perfectly harmless,"
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[EU] Bruce Wayne is actually a crimelord, running all of the Villains of Gotham, save for one. The Joker doesn't like being ordered around. The Joker doesn't much like Bruce Wayne, either.
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[WP] You are the greatest mind in history, with knowledge that could revolutionize politics, industry, and humanity. Everyone around you knows it. You can understand everyone around you. The issue is, none of them can understand anything that you say or do.
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[WP] After spending a lot of time online, God starts to doubt his own existence. Unfortunately for everyone, he's got some good points.
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