/u/Sturmwolken's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Heaven and Hell just went public. You are the PR rep for Hell, and you are really, really good at your job.
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[WP] In the Galaxy, it's perfectly normal for the various sentiant species of the galaxy to consume one another's deceased. This is why it's very odd to the Galactic community when the recently joining Humans became so upset when popular cooking show does an episode on how to cook them.
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[WP] When scientists finally had the technology to uplift the intelligent species of Earth to humans levels of intellect, many were terrified. They feared that we would feel the wrath of those species we had wronged. But when we lifted them up, we learned what they truely felt.
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[WP] The fact that the greatest villain known to man is also a genuinely nice person to their subordinates is causing an enormous amount of turnover in the Sidekick business.
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[WP] When Sydney fell to the Emus, the world was shocked. Now, the Emu's are marching on Beijing, and the U.N. Coalition is crumbling. You are a soldier on the front lines.
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[EU] When Humanity rose to the intergalactic stage, we were shocked. So were the aliens. To us, they were all too familiar. To them, we knew more about them than themselves. From the history of the Wookies at Kashyyyk to the Jedi at Coruscant, Star Wars is the most complete historical archive ever.
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[WP] Today is the first day of your alcoholics anonymous meeting. Unfortunately, you've walked into the wrong therapy group. You're sitting in the middle of a "Chosen Ones Anonymous," Meeting. It would be awkward to walk out now...
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[WP] You have drawn the ire of the entire Greek Pantheon. Apparently though, you are the last pure mortal on Earth, your family untouched by godly hands. Apparently, this makes you completely immune to godly attacks or influence.
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