/u/Sturmwolken's posts
[WP] You are an immortal murderer who was just sentenced to multiple life sentences. You planned on just waiting it out, but it turns out the family of the guy you murdered does not forget easily.
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[WP] An Epic Galactic Civil War has been going on for decades. Earth had flown completely under the radar of the warring factions, until Humanity rose to the Galactic Scene. Now, Earth is a warzone.
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[WP] "For me, the whole world changed within the blink of an eye... what, you think that's a metaphor? No, I'm being quite literal."
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[WP] Every Protagonist and Antagonist in every single story is the exact same two people, just under different names. After thousands of years of stories, they've become good friends and are really tired of having to fight all the time, and really tired of the same stories over and over.
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[WP] You were granted Omnipotence. You don't know how, you don't know why, you just know that all you intend to do is fu*k with people.
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[WP] Earth is under a total assault from a powerful alien threat. Only one general in the entire Earthian army has managed to win against the threat, one name that all of the Xeno's fear. You are a soldier in his division. Tell the story of serving under General Gordon Ramsay.
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[EU] You were a Janitor for the Rebel Alliance. You have been captured by the Empire after an attack on your base, and are being ruthlessly interrogated. You've never met the man, but apparently you look exactly like Luke Skywalker, and that's exactly who the Empire thinks they've captured.
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[WP] You've been holding down a good job for a few centuries, a good nine-to-five working as Satan's Secretary. But the Big Man just called you into his office. You're getting a promotion.
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[WP] Before the apocalypse, Death was sent to earth to scout in person. Death falls in love with a human woman, and vows to defend humanity from his brothers.
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