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[EU] Aliens arrive at earth, and decide to find the greatest mind on earth to learn human society. The issue is, they decide on Doctor Doofenshmirtz.
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[WP] Hell is a democracy. Satan and Death are elected positions. Somehow, despite constantly electing horrible dictators and killers for the roles, it has stayed stable. You are running for a position and have really tough competition.
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[WP] You're the new employee of a Pizza Shop owned by former members of the Italian mob. It's perfectly legit, but your bosses are very bad at sounding innocent.
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[WP] All cultures, all religions have a Chosen One. Every thousand generations, they are chosen by that culture's deities. Unfortunately, you have been chosen as several dozen Chosen Ones. You now have a very, very busy schedule.
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[WP] Everyone knows Santa Claus. But before he was Santa, Saint Nick was actually a top-ranking member of the Yakuza.
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[WP] It is common place in the galaxy for the various sentient species to consume one another. This has led to general confusion when the newcomer humans got so upset about a cooking show.
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[WP] You and a few friends create your own language, somewhat as a joke, and also so you could cheat on tests. Slowly, other kids catch on, and teachers as well. Eventually, everyone in your school is fluent in it. It's become the standard. One day, you all realise that you cannot speak English.
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