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If someone starts cussing on the phone, I immediately hang up on them.

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"That was the best sex I ever had!" my girlfriend beamed.

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"You always loved history," I said to my flatmate.

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"Oh, my dad has one just like that."

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My newborn son is so cute; I hope he never grows up.

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You might think my neighbour's nice for inviting me in, but he's not a very good host.

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As a punishment for coming home late, she dumped an entire jug of water onto me and I thought, "Why does this water smell so bad?"

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I can't believe I finally let my friends convince me to take that acid

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"Well, good for you for dumping your boyfriend for being a racist."

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"Well, good for you for dumping your boyfriend for being a racist."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If someone starts cussing on the phone, I immediately hang up on them.	1
"That was the best sex I ever had!" my girlfriend beamed.	1
"You always loved history," I said to my flatmate.	1
"Oh, my dad has one just like that."	1
My newborn son is so cute; I hope he never grows up.	1
You might think my neighbour's nice for inviting me in, but he's not a very good host.	1
As a punishment for coming home late, she dumped an entire jug of water onto me and I thought, "Why does this water smell so bad?"	1
I can't believe I finally let my friends convince me to take that acid	1
"Well, good for you for dumping your boyfriend for being a racist."	1
"Well, good for you for dumping your boyfriend for being a racist."	1