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I thought the trains no longer ran, but my heart seized up and I stopped dead in my tracks when I heard the loud rumbling approaching.

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"Wow, you should play God," I said to my drama teacher after hearing her read for the part.

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"We regret to inform you that failure to upload original material has resulted in the termination of your account and you may no longer access this website."

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My daughter turned sixteen yesterday.

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"You have perfect breasts," he said as he caressed them.

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"Ewww, I can't have this, it's full of sugar!"

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As I traversed through adulthood dating guy after guy, I realized that my father had been right when he used to say, "Better the devil you know."

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I got fired for inappropriately touching someone at work.

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"Oh my god, it's huge!" she exclaimed when I took off my pants.

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I'm grateful to my girlfriend's friend for hiring me when I needed a job, but I should've told her that I don't like working with kids.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought the trains no longer ran, but my heart seized up and I stopped dead in my tracks when I heard the loud rumbling approaching.	1984
"Wow, you should play God," I said to my drama teacher after hearing her read for the part.	126
"We regret to inform you that failure to upload original material has resulted in the termination of your account and you may no longer access this website."	32
My daughter turned sixteen yesterday.	1
"You have perfect breasts," he said as he caressed them.	1
"Ewww, I can't have this, it's full of sugar!"	1
As I traversed through adulthood dating guy after guy, I realized that my father had been right when he used to say, "Better the devil you know."	1
I got fired for inappropriately touching someone at work.	1
"Oh my god, it's huge!" she exclaimed when I took off my pants.	1
I'm grateful to my girlfriend's friend for hiring me when I needed a job, but I should've told her that I don't like working with kids.	1