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My mom always told me my real dad hated coming to church.

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You turn on the news to find aliens invading earth, and you are completely puzzled what's happening.

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"I'm dead because of you, and it's all your fault."

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"God has smiled upon us this day for what we have done".

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"Why didn't you stop me oh god you were supposed too".

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My mom is freaking out what I did to daddy.

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Customer: "The burger is tasty, what did you put in it?"

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The news & Media say the serial killer gets by when you see stories about him especially in reddits algorithm.

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Being raised in the Catholic church has made me such a god fearing man, and a strong leader.

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I was forced to go celebrate this man's birthday. The ghost said after I finish eating my moldy birthday cake, he'll slit my throat so I can be his playmate.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mom always told me my real dad hated coming to church.	957
You turn on the news to find aliens invading earth, and you are completely puzzled what's happening.	82
"I'm dead because of you, and it's all your fault."	44
"God has smiled upon us this day for what we have done".	22
"Why didn't you stop me oh god you were supposed too".	18
My mom is freaking out what I did to daddy.	13
Customer: "The burger is tasty, what did you put in it?"	9
The news & Media say the serial killer gets by when you see stories about him especially in reddits algorithm.	7
Being raised in the Catholic church has made me such a god fearing man, and a strong leader.	7
I was forced to go celebrate this man's birthday. The ghost said after I finish eating my moldy birthday cake, he'll slit my throat so I can be his playmate.	6