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Not only immune to the zombie virus, I could cleanse the world of it by devouring the undead.

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I heard that by donating my blood and organs, I would live on in the kids I saved.

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“Don’t be scared, folks, because I know this forest like the back of my hand,” I said to the group of tourists.

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As CEO of an AI tech company, it was my task to reassure the public that our breakthrough would not cause any harm.

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I laughed as the monster hunter beheaded me since I knew I would regenerate hours later.

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New in town, I was a lonely, awkward kid, but the local kids finally accepted me into their group when we broke into the junkyard at night.

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To finally prove aliens exist, the believers allowed the Peruvian alien mummies to be dissected and their DNA sampled.

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After spending decades underground in the Vampire Lord’s necropolis cleansing it of all its undead inhabitants, it was finally time to return home as a victorious hero.

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Despite losing my job and the start of a long and harsh winter, I’m just glad to know my family won’t starve.

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100 years ago, I received the True Alchemical Elixir of Immortality.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Not only immune to the zombie virus, I could cleanse the world of it by devouring the undead.	842	TwoSentenceHorror
I heard that by donating my blood and organs, I would live on in the kids I saved.	274	TwoSentenceHorror
“Don’t be scared, folks, because I know this forest like the back of my hand,” I said to the group of tourists.	134	TwoSentenceHorror
As CEO of an AI tech company, it was my task to reassure the public that our breakthrough would not cause any harm.	98	TwoSentenceHorror
I laughed as the monster hunter beheaded me since I knew I would regenerate hours later.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
New in town, I was a lonely, awkward kid, but the local kids finally accepted me into their group when we broke into the junkyard at night.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
To finally prove aliens exist, the believers allowed the Peruvian alien mummies to be dissected and their DNA sampled.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
After spending decades underground in the Vampire Lord’s necropolis cleansing it of all its undead inhabitants, it was finally time to return home as a victorious hero.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
Despite losing my job and the start of a long and harsh winter, I’m just glad to know my family won’t starve.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
100 years ago, I received the True Alchemical Elixir of Immortality.	1	TwoSentenceHorror