| dearest troglodyte | 10 | ShittyPoetry | | | | |
| Your wife tried to leave you for me and I turned her down | 7 | letters | | | | |
| Your “wife” | 6 | letters | | | | |
| Just another figment of my imagination | 5 | sixwordstories | | | | |
| I meant absolutely nothing to you | 4 | sixwordstories | | | | |
| Closing cycles | 2 | letters | | | | |
| Rough day | 1 | letters | | | | |
| I forgive me | 1 | letters | | | | |
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