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When I heard the screams, I ran outside to find my elderly dog in a puddle of blood and my wife consoling my son.

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As I sit in my bedroom and stare at my lifeless pet through the murky water of my goldfish bowl, my daddy's words echo through my head.

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My sister screamed as the flames shooting from her hair dryer engulfed her golden locks. Looks like I'm the smart one AND the pretty one now.

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My daddy is usually a good sport, but he got really upset when he lost the poker game tonight.

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He pushed her into the basement, and growled at me, "I'll be back for you next, bitch!"

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While I was at work tonight, my 7 year old found my gun, snuck into my bedroom, and killed my wife while she was sleeping.

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The little girl's eyes were so big and expressive.

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I begged, "Please, please, just don't let them take her!"

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I'm so glad I talked myself out of shooting up my school today.

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"Yay, I love carwashes, mommy!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I heard the screams, I ran outside to find my elderly dog in a puddle of blood and my wife consoling my son.	11251
As I sit in my bedroom and stare at my lifeless pet through the murky water of my goldfish bowl, my daddy's words echo through my head.	1077
My sister screamed as the flames shooting from her hair dryer engulfed her golden locks. Looks like I'm the smart one AND the pretty one now.	710
My daddy is usually a good sport, but he got really upset when he lost the poker game tonight.	475
He pushed her into the basement, and growled at me, "I'll be back for you next, bitch!"	440
While I was at work tonight, my 7 year old found my gun, snuck into my bedroom, and killed my wife while she was sleeping.	203
The little girl's eyes were so big and expressive.	143
I begged, "Please, please, just don't let them take her!"	138
I'm so glad I talked myself out of shooting up my school today.	99
"Yay, I love carwashes, mommy!"	50