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We are so happy when we found out my wife is expecting a boy today.

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Sir, the homeless numbers has been drastically reduced since you took office.

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It’s been awhile since my 2 year old had such a fuss free afternoon nap as I gently push his stroller around the mall for the past hour.

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I was looking forward to the soothing eye drops in the fridge the entire day for my sore eyes.

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I had enough of these prank callers.

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There’s nothing I want more than to finally get into my first lucid dream.

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Sir, the homeless numbers has been drastically reduced since you took office.

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Sir, the homeless numbers has been drastically reduced since you took office.

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After being single for 30 years, it’s the first time I’m spending the night with a girl.

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Mr Mayor, the homeless numbers has been drastically reduced since you took office.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We are so happy when we found out my wife is expecting a boy today.	1585	TwoSentenceHorror
Sir, the homeless numbers has been drastically reduced since you took office.	293	TwoSentenceHorror
It’s been awhile since my 2 year old had such a fuss free afternoon nap as I gently push his stroller around the mall for the past hour.	276	TwoSentenceHorror
I was looking forward to the soothing eye drops in the fridge the entire day for my sore eyes.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
I had enough of these prank callers.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
There’s nothing I want more than to finally get into my first lucid dream.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
Sir, the homeless numbers has been drastically reduced since you took office.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Sir, the homeless numbers has been drastically reduced since you took office.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
After being single for 30 years, it’s the first time I’m spending the night with a girl.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Mr Mayor, the homeless numbers has been drastically reduced since you took office.	1	TwoSentenceHorror