/u/Surfriesnuggets's posts
[WP]Aliens are immortal, so when they found out humans die over the time period of a few hundred years after birth, they were absolutely mortified. The humans were just confused.
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[WP] Humans are disappointed by how mediocre the culinary of the other aliens are compared with theirs
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[WP] An engineer from the Star Trek universe figures out how to make the Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver work. Chaos ensews.
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[WP] your part of the “useless” gods and mythical figures club and you help them find usefullness for their powers
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[WP] No one wanted humans to join the Intergalactic Alliance and Collective Empire, including the humans. They entered space with brutality and rage in their veins, shedding blood wherever they went
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[WP] Do not fight a human head-on, they told me. While you are stronger and faster, a human will easily out last anyone.I regret not listening to them
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[WP] all alien species are cold-blooded and see humans as these walking heaters, which of course makes them the best cuddle things
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[WP]it turns out earth was created by an ancient civilization to raise deadly animals to be used in war. the last remaining members of this ancient alien race revisit this project.
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