/u/SurprisedPotato's posts
[WP] In a world where Genies interpret everything literally, "Wish Lawyers" make good money trying to ensure people get what they want from their wishes. However, you're starting to realise that it's more of an engineering problem.
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[WP] The candles are out, but you blow at the cake and make a wish anyway.... and some of the candles light up... "Uh, oh.."
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[WP] You carefully typed your password for the third time. You didn't realise the string of random characters was a word of power in ancient Sumerian. But what do you do with an Djinn who's stuck in a data centre in central Nevada?
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[WP] "Don't wake him, he's dreaming." "What about?" "About us. This universe. We are his dream." "What if he wakes up?" "Don't wake him.
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[WP] You've never heard of "quantum immortality" - all you know is that through a series of coincidences - growing increasingly bizarre the older you get - you still haven't died.
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[WP] It's a little-known fact that aspartame is a powerful hallucinogenic for vampires. It's making Vlad's life very difficult as diet soda becomes more popular.
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[WP] You're an archeologist, and you've always mocked that fringe theory - that robots were originally programmed by a biological species called "humans".
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[WP] Write a story that ends "and they lived happily ever after" - but make that line seem as dark or foreboding as possible.
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