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The sign said, 'Do not dive beyond this point!'

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I told my wife it would be the last time I hit him.

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Whatever you do, don't read the rest of this post.

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The alien marked my forehead through the bars of the cage, and I sighed with relief as I read in my reflection, 'not fit for consumption.'

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As an ER surgeon I've seen plenty of bite wounds, dog bites, alligator bites, bobcats, a bear once, even a guy who'd lost a chunk to a shark ...

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Even though I'm stuck neck-deep in the sand, crabs still aren't very scary ...

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It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

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He'd fallen in love the very first time she sat down at the bar, and had been spiking her drinks for years on end to have his way, but never once saw it have any effect.

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Are you absolutely certain that wire isn't live?

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I started freaking out when my reflection in the mirror got up and walked away on its own.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The sign said, 'Do not dive beyond this point!'	983
I told my wife it would be the last time I hit him.	173
Whatever you do, don't read the rest of this post.	93
The alien marked my forehead through the bars of the cage, and I sighed with relief as I read in my reflection, 'not fit for consumption.'	74
As an ER surgeon I've seen plenty of bite wounds, dog bites, alligator bites, bobcats, a bear once, even a guy who'd lost a chunk to a shark ...	40
Even though I'm stuck neck-deep in the sand, crabs still aren't very scary ...	26
It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.	18
He'd fallen in love the very first time she sat down at the bar, and had been spiking her drinks for years on end to have his way, but never once saw it have any effect.	3
Are you absolutely certain that wire isn't live?	1
I started freaking out when my reflection in the mirror got up and walked away on its own.	1