/u/Switcharoo347's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I cried and pleaded with the police as they put handcuffs on me.

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My mother was going to teach me how to shave for the first time.

516 upvotes

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I had been to many different many funerals in my life.

83 upvotes

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Everyone told me it was normal to have the baby blues.

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People always assumed that since I was a doctor, I helped people.

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I felt relieved when my uncle died of cancer for all the evil things he’d done to me.

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I said goodbye to my mother in prison for the last time.

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I pulled up to McDonald’s in excitement.

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The pieces of the tree fell onto the ground leaving nothing but the bare roots.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I cried and pleaded with the police as they put handcuffs on me.	678
My mother was going to teach me how to shave for the first time.	516
I had been to many different many funerals in my life.	83
Everyone told me it was normal to have the baby blues.	27
People always assumed that since I was a doctor, I helped people.	27
I felt relieved when my uncle died of cancer for all the evil things he’d done to me.	20
I said goodbye to my mother in prison for the last time.	17
I pulled up to McDonald’s in excitement.	15
The pieces of the tree fell onto the ground leaving nothing but the bare roots.	10