/u/Syllogism19's posts in /r/LONESTAR
FACT!!! BUC-EE'S PLUSHIES WILL OUT YOU TO THE AUTHORITIES. DO NOT TRY TO STUFF THEM WITH YOUR CONTRABAND!!! YEAH TEXAS!!!!
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DON'T LET DRUNK FLORIDANS DO WHAT WE EXPECT DRUNK TEXANS TO DO! YOU LET A DUMBASS FLORIDA MAN GET DRUNK AND TRY TO BLOW UP A ANTI-COMMUNIST STATUE TWICE IN SAN ANTONIO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS PRO-COMMIE! YEAH TEXAS!
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DON'T LET DRUNK FLORIDANS DO WHAT WE EXPECT DRUNK TEXANS TO DO!!!! YOU LET A DUMBASS FLORIDA MAN GET DRUNK AND TRY TO BLOW UP A ANTI-COMMUNIST STATUE IN SAN ANTONIO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS PRO-COMMIE!!!! THAT'S A JOB FOR A DUMBASS DRUNK TEXAN!! YEAH TEXAS!!!!!
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