/u/Symon_Pude's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Venomous banana, don't you mean poisonous?" I laughed at the scientists presenting their genetically modified plants.

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Months after my wife's disappearance, I finally got around to washing my daughter's stuffed animals, the only thing that gives her joy anymore.

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I took a bite out of the juicy apple, but I couldn't really categorize the strange taste.

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In 2057, there is no murder anymore.

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"If you don't finish your meal, it's going to rain," my mother always said.

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She has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

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"I like your family; you really serve us until the very end," he laughed.

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I finally managed to make my five year old finish my self made mushroom stew, when the emergency message interrupted the local radio station's program.

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The beam made everyone switch sex.

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I scoffed when my phone rerouted to Rick Astley doing his dance.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Venomous banana, don't you mean poisonous?" I laughed at the scientists presenting their genetically modified plants.	4487
Months after my wife's disappearance, I finally got around to washing my daughter's stuffed animals, the only thing that gives her joy anymore.	1519
I took a bite out of the juicy apple, but I couldn't really categorize the strange taste.	1189
In 2057, there is no murder anymore.	367
"If you don't finish your meal, it's going to rain," my mother always said.	343
She has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.	227
"I like your family; you really serve us until the very end," he laughed.	97
I finally managed to make my five year old finish my self made mushroom stew, when the emergency message interrupted the local radio station's program.	62
The beam made everyone switch sex.	59
I scoffed when my phone rerouted to Rick Astley doing his dance.	47