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“I want a Big Mac, a side of large fries, an 8 oz steak, some Mac&Cheese, a fudge sundae, some chocolate chip cookies, and a cherry Coke.”

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I shield my eyes from the sun as I step outside, but it’s warmth feels nice on my skin.

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I started writing horror stories where I kill off my old bullies.

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Growing up, my friend was always the best hide and seek player in the neighborhood.

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“Okay class, after the initial inspection is done, we will take our scalpels and bone saws to make a ‘Y’ incision from the thorax all the way down to the abdomen,” the coroner instructs his pupils.

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“Remember, go to the basement and crouch down just like a roly-poly,” she said to her children with a faint smile and a soothing voice.

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I’m a little nervous about our trip to New York.

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Mom said I would have fun if I went to Mark’s birthday party, and boy, was she right.

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Don’t worry, you know I’m a good shot, dude.

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“All in a hard day’s work,” he said as he counted the wad of cash in his hand.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I want a Big Mac, a side of large fries, an 8 oz steak, some Mac&Cheese, a fudge sundae, some chocolate chip cookies, and a cherry Coke.”	597
I shield my eyes from the sun as I step outside, but it’s warmth feels nice on my skin.	220
I started writing horror stories where I kill off my old bullies.	63
Growing up, my friend was always the best hide and seek player in the neighborhood.	61
“Okay class, after the initial inspection is done, we will take our scalpels and bone saws to make a ‘Y’ incision from the thorax all the way down to the abdomen,” the coroner instructs his pupils.	40
“Remember, go to the basement and crouch down just like a roly-poly,” she said to her children with a faint smile and a soothing voice.	19
I’m a little nervous about our trip to New York.	19
Mom said I would have fun if I went to Mark’s birthday party, and boy, was she right.	18
Don’t worry, you know I’m a good shot, dude.	13
“All in a hard day’s work,” he said as he counted the wad of cash in his hand.	12