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Giving in to the urge I've had all morning for a swim, I jumped excitedly into the pool.

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I miraculously woke up from my 20 year coma.

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I ravenously tore into the all you can eat salmon sashimi.

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The homeless man happily told me that he finally got a job.

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I looked at the mirror in horror as I saw myself moving despite being completely frozen.

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Sure, a bloody Mary sounds good.

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The Beauty and Longevity Clinic signed the $10 million dollar contract.

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The rolling blackout came just as my game was saving before the final boss.

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I've gotten to where I am now because I learn from the many mistakes I make, just as I did today.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Giving in to the urge I've had all morning for a swim, I jumped excitedly into the pool.	1294
I miraculously woke up from my 20 year coma.	24
I ravenously tore into the all you can eat salmon sashimi.	20
The homeless man happily told me that he finally got a job.	6
I looked at the mirror in horror as I saw myself moving despite being completely frozen.	5
Sure, a bloody Mary sounds good.	4
The Beauty and Longevity Clinic signed the $10 million dollar contract.	4
The rolling blackout came just as my game was saving before the final boss.	1
I've gotten to where I am now because I learn from the many mistakes I make, just as I did today.	1