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We figured we’d humor our son and just deliver his letters asking for proof of Santa and his reindeer to the North Pole for Christmas.

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My husband has refused to leave our room for an entire week.

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My mother, aiming fork prongs at me, inquired, “You’re too picky to eat tomato bits?”

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“I love you to pieces,” the little girl said.

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He kissed me with tongue, promising to be with me for the rest of my life.

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I’m too scared to look at them.

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"Please wait, the doctor will be here when he is ready," the woman told me for what felt like the hundredth time.

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“Pop goes the weasel!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We figured we’d humor our son and just deliver his letters asking for proof of Santa and his reindeer to the North Pole for Christmas.	63
My husband has refused to leave our room for an entire week.	55
My mother, aiming fork prongs at me, inquired, “You’re too picky to eat tomato bits?”	38
“I love you to pieces,” the little girl said.	20
He kissed me with tongue, promising to be with me for the rest of my life.	12
I’m too scared to look at them.	8
"Please wait, the doctor will be here when he is ready," the woman told me for what felt like the hundredth time.	3
“Pop goes the weasel!”	1