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I was part of a three man team for a first contact mission with another planet but we suffered a catastrophic failure and crashed.

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I love squirting canned cheese straight into my mouth after a heavy night drinking.

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Today I celebrate my daughter's 3rd birthday and the 3rd anniversary of the death of my wife, who died during the home birth. NSFW

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I've got to stop going out drinking, I don't even remember getting home or in bed but finding a woman on top of me, riding me hard was a nice surprise. As I turned on the light to see this energetic woman's face, I gently moaned her name,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was part of a three man team for a first contact mission with another planet but we suffered a catastrophic failure and crashed.	5711
I love squirting canned cheese straight into my mouth after a heavy night drinking.	1775
Today I celebrate my daughter's 3rd birthday and the 3rd anniversary of the death of my wife, who died during the home birth. NSFW	1
I've got to stop going out drinking, I don't even remember getting home or in bed but finding a woman on top of me, riding me hard was a nice surprise. As I turned on the light to see this energetic woman's face, I gently moaned her name,	1