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I was just pulling up to this kid friendly resort, and i saw a watch for kids sign, so i slowed down.

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My mom told me to play my life simulator game to distract me from all the missing persons reports that had been happening..

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I decided I would repent and start going to church.

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Me and my wife wanted a Halloween themed wedding, so her sister made us a cake that looked like a human head!

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As i ran through the village i was raiding with my brethren, i heard a familiar cry.

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Luckily, my wife's sister was a professional cake decorator, and she went all out into making a "human head" cake, to be funny.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was just pulling up to this kid friendly resort, and i saw a watch for kids sign, so i slowed down.	1946
My mom told me to play my life simulator game to distract me from all the missing persons reports that had been happening..	16
I decided I would repent and start going to church.	12
Me and my wife wanted a Halloween themed wedding, so her sister made us a cake that looked like a human head!	7
As i ran through the village i was raiding with my brethren, i heard a familiar cry.	6
Luckily, my wife's sister was a professional cake decorator, and she went all out into making a "human head" cake, to be funny.	1