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You know how when Theodore Roosevelt got shot, he proclaimed “It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”

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The audience jeered as my magic trick failed.

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I crawl out of the rubble that was once my home before the bombings.

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As I listen to random facts from the video, I hear that human ears only require 7 pounds of force to pull off.

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I had suddenly gotten very tired after patrolling for 30 minutes or so, after boredom began conquering my mind.

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Finally, the docks would be unionized and we would have rights!

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We weren’t sure what we expected when we left our galaxy.

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I twist and turn in my bed, trying to sleep.

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Some people say starving to death is the worst cause of death.

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I lay in the dirt of the forest, a light layer of snow around me as I look up at the stars.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know how when Theodore Roosevelt got shot, he proclaimed “It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”	56
The audience jeered as my magic trick failed.	31
I crawl out of the rubble that was once my home before the bombings.	22
As I listen to random facts from the video, I hear that human ears only require 7 pounds of force to pull off.	21
I had suddenly gotten very tired after patrolling for 30 minutes or so, after boredom began conquering my mind.	15
Finally, the docks would be unionized and we would have rights!	12
We weren’t sure what we expected when we left our galaxy.	12
I twist and turn in my bed, trying to sleep.	11
Some people say starving to death is the worst cause of death.	9
I lay in the dirt of the forest, a light layer of snow around me as I look up at the stars.	5