/u/TaliaLackey's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"The yellow balls appear out of nowhere and can cause death within 10-15 seconds, no matter what kind of intervention you render."

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"All of the deceased were found holding yellow balls, all with a look of terror and shock etched onto their faces."

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"If you see a yellow ball about the size of a grapefruit, do NOT touch it."

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"Everything you see in this room is edible..."

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"If you eat any more pizza, young man, you will certainly turn into one."

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I woke with a start late in the morning to a text message from my husband who had the extreme displeasure of having to work on a Saturday.

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They had warned us about the yellow balls, so when I saw my coworker approach one, I knew I had to do something.

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The warnings were all over the place: the yellow balls are dangerous and will kill you if you touch them.

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"If you eat too much pizza, you are going to turn into one," my mother said to my brother as she watched him put yet another frozen pizza in the oven.

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"If you eat too much pizza, you are going to turn into one," my mother said to my brother after he put yet another pizza in the oven.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The yellow balls appear out of nowhere and can cause death within 10-15 seconds, no matter what kind of intervention you render."	588
"All of the deceased were found holding yellow balls, all with a look of terror and shock etched onto their faces."	329
"If you see a yellow ball about the size of a grapefruit, do NOT touch it."	282
"Everything you see in this room is edible..."	60
"If you eat any more pizza, young man, you will certainly turn into one."	33
I woke with a start late in the morning to a text message from my husband who had the extreme displeasure of having to work on a Saturday.	19
They had warned us about the yellow balls, so when I saw my coworker approach one, I knew I had to do something.	5
The warnings were all over the place: the yellow balls are dangerous and will kill you if you touch them.	3
"If you eat too much pizza, you are going to turn into one," my mother said to my brother as she watched him put yet another frozen pizza in the oven.	1
"If you eat too much pizza, you are going to turn into one," my mother said to my brother after he put yet another pizza in the oven.	1