/u/Taman_Should's posts
[WP] It is discovered that the universe rearranges itself once we come close to discovering all of its secrets, and it is possible to alter time and space simply by taking a precise-enough measurement.
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[WP] The poster on the wall said, "Have You Lost Spatial Comprehension? Symptoms Include: moving in straight lines, seeing cross-sections, objects rapidly coming in and out of existence
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[WP] Archaeologists discover huge new chambers inside the Great Pyramids filled with ancient grain, but when samples are taken, the aliens who built the pyramids, whom the grain belongs to, are notified.
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[WP] Early in the morning, you get a call with the worst possible news--the male lead of the high-rated show you produce has died in an apparent overdose. Calmly you hang up and call a different number. "Yeah, it's me. Figured you'd hear too. It's happened again--wake up the next one."
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[WP] Holidays have become so commercialized and commodified that preparation for them is nearly all automated, and people have lost all connection to what they initially celebrated. That is, until the AI inside a robotic assembly-line arm learns the true meaning of Christmas.
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[WP] Two people who live in two different utopias switch places, and both believe that each other's homeland is dystopian.
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[WP] "When I pulled your skull from the mud of that churchyard, you were nothing! NO ONE remembered your name! And now that you're back in the game, Senator, did you think you could forget about our agreement? Did you forget why you are here? Did you forget who MADE YOU?"
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[WP] You wake up to find a word, a colorful blob and a number floating above your head, a curiously-shaped birthmark, and a date tattooed on your wrist. With horror, you realize you've somehow entered a universe governed by /r/writingprompts cliches.
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[WP] By astronomical chance, we intercept an alien species' own version of Voyager's "golden record," which among other things, contains examples of their pop-culture and music. Without going into too much detail, describe what's on it.
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