/u/Tao1976's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Thank you for the ride to the station and warning me that I'm in danger, officer."

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I squeezed a blood drop onto my glucose monitor's test strip.

180 upvotes

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I thanked my lover before gulping down the cold water.

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My therapist said I was just having a psychotic break.

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The programmer smiled to itself as its tentacles flew across the interface and typed the final patch.

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We've been trying to contact you about

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I heard a loud bang as the buck shot tore at my face.

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My girlfriend laughed when I said I'd kill for coffee.

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I remember reading that sulfuric acid will dissolve a body.

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I tried to orient myself as I woke from the dreamed memories of surviving the last planet's destruction.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Thank you for the ride to the station and warning me that I'm in danger, officer."	631
I squeezed a blood drop onto my glucose monitor's test strip.	180
I thanked my lover before gulping down the cold water.	62
My therapist said I was just having a psychotic break.	42
The programmer smiled to itself as its tentacles flew across the interface and typed the final patch.	42
We've been trying to contact you about	33
I heard a loud bang as the buck shot tore at my face.	28
My girlfriend laughed when I said I'd kill for coffee.	22
I remember reading that sulfuric acid will dissolve a body.	19
I tried to orient myself as I woke from the dreamed memories of surviving the last planet's destruction.	18