/u/Tattoomyvagina's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Bleeding to death in my foxhole, I gripped the monkey paw and wished for an end to this damn war.

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I bought the house knowing it was haunted, that’s not the problem.

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The fortune teller gripped my hand forcefully with her decrepit bony fingers and told me that I was going to die soon.

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Her beautiful singing and serenades of love cleared my mind, and brought me great comfort while I reached for her outstretched hand.

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The life faded from her eyes as my fingers crushed her windpipe.

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From behind these bars I’ve watch as the world, and everyone I love, forget me and move on with their lives.

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The old woman, frothing at the mouth and clawing at my door, gurgled out what speech remained in her rotten zombie brain:

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This morning my wife asked me, “Am I fat?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Bleeding to death in my foxhole, I gripped the monkey paw and wished for an end to this damn war.	1733
I bought the house knowing it was haunted, that’s not the problem.	60
The fortune teller gripped my hand forcefully with her decrepit bony fingers and told me that I was going to die soon.	38
Her beautiful singing and serenades of love cleared my mind, and brought me great comfort while I reached for her outstretched hand.	35
The life faded from her eyes as my fingers crushed her windpipe.	9
From behind these bars I’ve watch as the world, and everyone I love, forget me and move on with their lives.	9
The old woman, frothing at the mouth and clawing at my door, gurgled out what speech remained in her rotten zombie brain:	4
This morning my wife asked me, “Am I fat?”	0