/u/TeddyBearToons's posts
[WP] A high-ranking general has stubbed his toe on a chair, and humanity has declared war on furniture. Thing is, the furniture seems to be... fighting back.
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[WP] Turns out the galaxy is terrified of us because we eat living beings instead of rocks for sustenance.
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[WP] You were at home when you died. A quiet, peaceful death, fitting for the one who had brought peace and prosperity to mankind. "I am so, so proud of you," I said. "You have lived every human life imaginable, and now you are grown. The Egg has done it's work. You are ready to hatch."
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