/u/TempusVincitOmnia's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Our son beamed when he told us he'd scored the highest in his class on his IQ test.

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My wife and I love holding hands.

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I was worried about our newborn daughter, since her mother works at the insecticide factory.

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I'm sitting here at my computer, and my cat just walked into the room.

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Every year about this time, I make a batch of my special chili for the church potluck.

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As I felt my aging mind and body begin to rejuvenate, I knew the youth serum I'd invented was successful.

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It's my daughter's wedding day, and there's beautiful singing coming from the garden.

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They told me the treatments would rid me of all the anger, suspicion and fear caused by years of psychological abuse -- and they were right.

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It was a cold day, and I was glad I could serve some hot stew to the search party of friends, neighbors and family members gathered at the fire station to go look for the missing girl.

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I've taught my children to always be kind to animals.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Our son beamed when he told us he'd scored the highest in his class on his IQ test.	2864
My wife and I love holding hands.	134
I was worried about our newborn daughter, since her mother works at the insecticide factory.	110
I'm sitting here at my computer, and my cat just walked into the room.	88
Every year about this time, I make a batch of my special chili for the church potluck.	28
As I felt my aging mind and body begin to rejuvenate, I knew the youth serum I'd invented was successful.	11
It's my daughter's wedding day, and there's beautiful singing coming from the garden.	10
They told me the treatments would rid me of all the anger, suspicion and fear caused by years of psychological abuse -- and they were right.	9
It was a cold day, and I was glad I could serve some hot stew to the search party of friends, neighbors and family members gathered at the fire station to go look for the missing girl.	1
I've taught my children to always be kind to animals.	1