/u/TerabyteAIX's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I decided to program my Roomba to make a pentagram on the floor as a joke.

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Hi, have you eaten at one of our restaurants?

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As I watched that wretched psychopath slaughter my friends in front of me, I took a deep breath and smiled.

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I smiled at the wretched killer as he approached.

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I hope the invisibility spell I cast worked.

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Everyone is telling me that life is not a simulation.

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They recently unveiled the new military robots and I think they're so cool!

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The man tried to attack me with a knife.

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I tried to tell them to not follow the cloaked men into the circle.

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After a few battles, I grew eager to leave my mech suit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I decided to program my Roomba to make a pentagram on the floor as a joke.	335
Hi, have you eaten at one of our restaurants?	326
As I watched that wretched psychopath slaughter my friends in front of me, I took a deep breath and smiled.	55
I smiled at the wretched killer as he approached.	31
I hope the invisibility spell I cast worked.	28
Everyone is telling me that life is not a simulation.	27
They recently unveiled the new military robots and I think they're so cool!	13
The man tried to attack me with a knife.	10
I tried to tell them to not follow the cloaked men into the circle.	8
After a few battles, I grew eager to leave my mech suit.	6