/u/TerabyteAIX's posts
[WP] You were turned into a super-soldier and helped save the world. Problem is: you never asked for this.
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[WP] Everyone who looks at you either runs or laughs, not caring that you're a softie at heart. Come on, it's not YOUR fault you're a grotesque human-roomba hybrid.
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[WP] Everyone says they want to be a god, but they don't know how hard it really is. Take it from me, a deity of human origin.
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[WP] His name sparks fear in the bravest of sould, entire worlds cower before him, civilizations have been powerless to stop the man known as Doug from Accounting.
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[WP] First it started as an itchy rash, now your skin is turning into chitin and you've grown two more arms. You're trying to halt the mental transformation before the insect hive mind assimilates you.
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[WP] Your morning supposed to consist of grabbing coffee and heading to work, not finding out that you're actually some alien lizard person.
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[WP] You hit the snooze button on your alarm clock. But like in cartoons, you accidentally smash it to smithereens. Turns out you've just got super strength.
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