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In the end, it took nothing but duct tape.

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Look, I'm just saying that when I was younger, kids were taught not to talk back to their parents.

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"Don't even try to tell me the vegetable on 209 is the one pushing his morphine button, Kayla."

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The worst day of my life was the day a police officer pulled me out of third period biology to tell me that my parents had been killed in a car accident and I would need to come identify their bodies.

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My MIL made a big stinking deal out of two tiny bedbug bites that she couldn't even prove really came from her visit to our house.

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[MAY 2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking as my wife shuddered through another seizure - the worst yet.

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There's nothing more disgusting than reaching into a drain to grab a slimy, rotting hair clog.

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Even my best stapler jammed twice, and I was really getting irritated.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In the end, it took nothing but duct tape.	20
Look, I'm just saying that when I was younger, kids were taught not to talk back to their parents.	20
"Don't even try to tell me the vegetable on 209 is the one pushing his morphine button, Kayla."	6
The worst day of my life was the day a police officer pulled me out of third period biology to tell me that my parents had been killed in a car accident and I would need to come identify their bodies.	3
My MIL made a big stinking deal out of two tiny bedbug bites that she couldn't even prove really came from her visit to our house.	3
[MAY 2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking as my wife shuddered through another seizure - the worst yet.	2
There's nothing more disgusting than reaching into a drain to grab a slimy, rotting hair clog.	1
Even my best stapler jammed twice, and I was really getting irritated.	1