/u/That2009WeirdEmoKid's posts in /r/HFY
[PI] The attempted assassination of a human dignitary at a galactic summit goes awry. Turns out, many of the conventional toxins in an alien assassin's repertoire include compounds like caffeine, theobromine and capsaicin; lethal to many species, but... less than effective on humans.
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[PI] You have the power to see someone's level and stats. One day while looking at levels you find someone's showing ???, with the title of admin above their head. The person looks at you and says: "Isn't it rude to look at someone's level without their permission? Could've asked me out first."
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Shotgun Fantasy: In a world where humans can't perform magic, elves and other races have reigned supreme for millennia. Rumors have spread lately of a human invention that might change this. These 'guns' were underestimated by everyone except an elven merchant, who saw an opportunity for profit...
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