/u/ThatDapperMosquito's posts
[WP] As he limped toward you, you knew something wasn't right. He nursed a paw tucked up to his chest. The distress in his eyes was glaring. As you pick him up he whispered "We're not alone, head home, act casual." This wasn't the first time your secret agent hyper intelegent dog was in trouble.
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[WP] One evening you wake up to use the restroom. You hear voices from your livingroom and stumble upon your dog and cat having a conversation about the cleanliness of your house. You're absolutely shocked because you are a very tidy person.
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[WP] "Whatever it is, it doesn't want to be photographed. It showed up three days ago on a far orbit about 50,000 km off of Pluto. Whenever we try to pull up an image it frys CPUs. We'll only have about 6 seconds to view the image, sir."
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[WP] You are the immortal guardian to a happy go lucky college sophomore who is trying to hide the fact that her parents are demigods from the underworld.
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[WP] We've just added new more powerful lenses to the Hubble Space Telescope. We can now see the Andromeda galaxy better than ever before. We set sights to our distant neighbor and witness a galactic space battle of epic proportion. It's headed this way and we may just get caught in the crossfire.
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[WP] For the last few years information has been leaked about the happenings at the North Pole through an anonymous blog. Santa and the elves are on high alert for a mole. You are the elf tasked with interviewing the other elves but what nobody knows is that you're the elf with the blog.
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[WP] Elvis, The Cowardly Lion, a zombie teenager, and a vampire are summoned by a deity to complete the next quest in the RPG he is playing. They are his last hope and he has very low expectations.
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[WP] He swore off violence. But after watching his beloved owner killed in a robbery, this rescue dog with a past is seeking vengeance. His only barrier is communication and he chooses you to be his translator.
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