/u/ThatGuyWithABike's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Rain rain go away, come again another day" I mumbled absentmindedly, looking at the storm clouds...

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After just a couple hours of driving around, I have found my missing cat.

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During our family trip to the zoo, the second last thing we expected was an orangutan snatching my son and trying to force us to feed it snacks to give him back.

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Despite our team's greatest efforts, no host survived the transformation. NSFW

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Adam was staring in suprise and disgust, his mouth agape, at the whirring swarm of insects banging at his window trying to fly away. NSFW

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The older you get the more I enjoy fucking you. NSFW

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Last evening, I saw a spider on the floor near my bed, but when I looked away to grab something to kill it, it was already gone.

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Professor was using a laser pointer to guide me and other agents through his newest invention.

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I love children,

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"We'll escape through the vents" he said, "Noone will se us" he said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Rain rain go away, come again another day" I mumbled absentmindedly, looking at the storm clouds...	39
After just a couple hours of driving around, I have found my missing cat.	38
During our family trip to the zoo, the second last thing we expected was an orangutan snatching my son and trying to force us to feed it snacks to give him back.	31
Despite our team's greatest efforts, no host survived the transformation. NSFW	30
Adam was staring in suprise and disgust, his mouth agape, at the whirring swarm of insects banging at his window trying to fly away. NSFW	28
The older you get the more I enjoy fucking you. NSFW	11
Last evening, I saw a spider on the floor near my bed, but when I looked away to grab something to kill it, it was already gone.	6
Professor was using a laser pointer to guide me and other agents through his newest invention.	6
I love children,	4
"We'll escape through the vents" he said, "Noone will se us" he said.	3