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Fueled by rage, I ran out of my home, desperately trying to catch up to the killer of my son with no regard for my own safety.

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After hours of tears and groans I finally managed to pop that zit that's been annoying me all this time.

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I was resting in the warmth of my new home, when suddenly a huge metal claw reached in through the entrance and dragged me into the blinding light.

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"Becouse of increased activity of the infected after the last mutation, our security and disinfecting systems have been upgraded to detect and vaporise any cell that doesn't exist in our DNA records..." said a female voice through a speaker.

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My dizzyness started to mix with worry, when I looked at the sheer volume of my vomit.

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I was terryfied, when my husband told me, that neighbour's kid was brutally murdered.

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I couldn't help but smile, looking at the dancing white powder amidst the branches and seeing just how beautifull the forest is this time of year.

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I was experimenting with watermelon the other day and found out, that it tastes great with mayo.

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People formed a wide circle as they looked in awe at the beautifull rock that fell from the sky.

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The dog kept barking at the wardrobe, annoying everybody.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Fueled by rage, I ran out of my home, desperately trying to catch up to the killer of my son with no regard for my own safety.	11574
After hours of tears and groans I finally managed to pop that zit that's been annoying me all this time.	5984
I was resting in the warmth of my new home, when suddenly a huge metal claw reached in through the entrance and dragged me into the blinding light.	2448
"Becouse of increased activity of the infected after the last mutation, our security and disinfecting systems have been upgraded to detect and vaporise any cell that doesn't exist in our DNA records..." said a female voice through a speaker.	698
My dizzyness started to mix with worry, when I looked at the sheer volume of my vomit.	683
I was terryfied, when my husband told me, that neighbour's kid was brutally murdered.	304
I couldn't help but smile, looking at the dancing white powder amidst the branches and seeing just how beautifull the forest is this time of year.	103
I was experimenting with watermelon the other day and found out, that it tastes great with mayo.	64
People formed a wide circle as they looked in awe at the beautifull rock that fell from the sky.	57
The dog kept barking at the wardrobe, annoying everybody.	40