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I can hear the final words a person will hear just by looking at them.

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“Just quit while you’re ahead.”

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“No this one’s too small.”

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For house flippers seeing previous tenants hang from the ceiling is common enough that we’re not really shook by it.

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I’ve been experimenting with adding insect DNA to this batch of clones, one of them has a particular love for life.

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“Sorry champ, there aren’t any toilets until we get there, you’ll have to use this bottle.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can hear the final words a person will hear just by looking at them.	416
“Just quit while you’re ahead.”	43
“No this one’s too small.”	29
For house flippers seeing previous tenants hang from the ceiling is common enough that we’re not really shook by it.	26
I’ve been experimenting with adding insect DNA to this batch of clones, one of them has a particular love for life.	7
“Sorry champ, there aren’t any toilets until we get there, you’ll have to use this bottle.”	2