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[WP] Write an adorable short story about a human and her elf girlfriend discovering their difference in body temperature for the first time, leading to a very chilly elf snuggling up to her toasty warm human

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[EU] “Lord Satan, a Miss Degurechuff from purgatory wants to speak to.”

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[EU] It's the last isekai you watched, except the protagonist has been replaced by Tanya Von Degurechaff

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[WP] There are no real humans left, all of them having been replaced over the centuries by opportunist aliens, desperate shapeshifters, and rogue robots, none of whom are aware there are other impostors aside from themselves.

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[WP] There are two possibilities. Either our universe is being guided by god(s) towards some sort of destiny, or it isn’t and we are truly just quirks of a random universe. Both are equally terrifying.

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[WP] After years of rising obesity and health issues, the vampire society has had enough. They have to get humanity eating healthier one way or another, as healthy humans means a healthy blood harvest

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[EU] John Nada from “They Live” has been targeted by The Predator

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[WP] As a punk band roars their loud finale to the seedy members of a smokey nightclub, a cheering fan in the crowd throws a golden cross necklace at the band. Of course, the head singer screaming and hissing as the cross burned her skin wasn’t part of the plan.

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[WP] I think I’m turning Japanese…

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[WP] Up in the clouds of heaven, Steve Irwin is once again annoying Harambe by narrating their Mario Kart game like a documentary.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Write an adorable short story about a human and her elf girlfriend discovering their difference in body temperature for the first time, leading to a very chilly elf snuggling up to her toasty warm human	3
[EU] “Lord Satan, a Miss Degurechuff from purgatory wants to speak to.”	3
[EU] It's the last isekai you watched, except the protagonist has been replaced by Tanya Von Degurechaff	2
[WP] There are no real humans left, all of them having been replaced over the centuries by opportunist aliens, desperate shapeshifters, and rogue robots, none of whom are aware there are other impostors aside from themselves.	2
[WP] There are two possibilities. Either our universe is being guided by god(s) towards some sort of destiny, or it isn’t and we are truly just quirks of a random universe. Both are equally terrifying.	2
[WP] After years of rising obesity and health issues, the vampire society has had enough. They have to get humanity eating healthier one way or another, as healthy humans means a healthy blood harvest	2
[EU] John Nada from “They Live” has been targeted by The Predator	2
[WP] As a punk band roars their loud finale to the seedy members of a smokey nightclub, a cheering fan in the crowd throws a golden cross necklace at the band. Of course, the head singer screaming and hissing as the cross burned her skin wasn’t part of the plan.	2
[WP] I think I’m turning Japanese…	1
[WP] Up in the clouds of heaven, Steve Irwin is once again annoying Harambe by narrating their Mario Kart game like a documentary.	1