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Non-Paranormal stories are allowed, please stop reporting them.

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I was pushing my son on the swing when I heard a loud crash.

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[Announcement] If you report a post for violating rule 5, please provide proof. (Does not apply for overused tropes)

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My wife asked me if she looked fat in her dress.

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I screamed in excitement as I bungee jumped off the bridge.

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The last man on Earth heard a knock at the door.

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The world's longest noodle was laid out to be measured by the men.

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You cry, your mother left you just minutes ago.

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I read my dad's blood stained suicide note addressed to me, admiring his ornate handwriting and perfect English.

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I'll always be watching you silently, everywhere you go.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Non-Paranormal stories are allowed, please stop reporting them.	2500
I was pushing my son on the swing when I heard a loud crash.	304
[Announcement] If you report a post for violating rule 5, please provide proof. (Does not apply for overused tropes)	249
My wife asked me if she looked fat in her dress.	186
I screamed in excitement as I bungee jumped off the bridge.	141
The last man on Earth heard a knock at the door.	88
The world's longest noodle was laid out to be measured by the men.	82
You cry, your mother left you just minutes ago.	58
I read my dad's blood stained suicide note addressed to me, admiring his ornate handwriting and perfect English.	57
I'll always be watching you silently, everywhere you go.	50