/u/Thatspretttyfunny's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A friend of mine had a sip of the immortality elixir, while I drank the rest.

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My sister finally built up the courage to demand a divorce from her abusive husband.

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The serial killer found it easy to survive the onset of the zombie apocalypse.

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I faked my daughter’s death to hide her from my family’s long running involvement with the mob.

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"I already checked under your bed George, there's no monster down there," I say to my son as I tuck him in for the night.

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When I hit the little boy on my way home from work, the blood that splattered over my windshield was coupled with horrific crunching sounds.

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A lot of people don't realize that what hides in the dark actually prefers it when you turn the lights on.

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When I entered the pearly gates, I was ecstatic about the idea of entering Heaven after a monotonous life back on Earth.

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After continuing my father’s work, I was happy to tell him on his death bed that I successfully had built a time machine.

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There exists a contagious brain parasite that can alter the memory of its host, to the point that, when enough people have been infected, it’s almost impossible for countermeasures to be taken given people’s amnesia of the infection.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A friend of mine had a sip of the immortality elixir, while I drank the rest.	2391
My sister finally built up the courage to demand a divorce from her abusive husband.	1255
The serial killer found it easy to survive the onset of the zombie apocalypse.	1034
I faked my daughter’s death to hide her from my family’s long running involvement with the mob.	900
"I already checked under your bed George, there's no monster down there," I say to my son as I tuck him in for the night.	824
When I hit the little boy on my way home from work, the blood that splattered over my windshield was coupled with horrific crunching sounds.	699
A lot of people don't realize that what hides in the dark actually prefers it when you turn the lights on.	635
When I entered the pearly gates, I was ecstatic about the idea of entering Heaven after a monotonous life back on Earth.	630
After continuing my father’s work, I was happy to tell him on his death bed that I successfully had built a time machine.	524
There exists a contagious brain parasite that can alter the memory of its host, to the point that, when enough people have been infected, it’s almost impossible for countermeasures to be taken given people’s amnesia of the infection.	520