/u/Thatspretttyfunny's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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All the pleasure androids I’ve made so far weren’t able to satisfy my needs for long enough.

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“How will I die?” the woman jokingly asked the Magic 8 Ball.

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As I move closer towards the beautiful woman, I can appreciate her features a lot better since I can see them more clearly.

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When I cloned my son and daughter for the 7th time after the car crash, I hoped the side effects wouldn’t be too severe.

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“Captain, I see the big island up ahead, but…

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“The first incision has been made,” the surgeon spoke calmly to his compatriots as he continued on to remove the tumor from the patient’s large intestine

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My grandfather described in detail the demonic creature that visited him supposedly the night before to a sketch artist I hired.

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"Do you even remember his name?" I ask the empress who raped my son and had him executed several years ago.

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As the young man in front of her with crutches dropped his books on campus, Elyse couldn’t help but feel pity and compassion strong enough to compel her to pick up his belongings and help bring them to his car.

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The message that came from a distant star system made scientists go berserk with excitement at the prospect of communicating with intelligent extraterrestrial life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
All the pleasure androids I’ve made so far weren’t able to satisfy my needs for long enough.	141
“How will I die?” the woman jokingly asked the Magic 8 Ball.	128
As I move closer towards the beautiful woman, I can appreciate her features a lot better since I can see them more clearly.	115
When I cloned my son and daughter for the 7th time after the car crash, I hoped the side effects wouldn’t be too severe.	101
“Captain, I see the big island up ahead, but…	100
“The first incision has been made,” the surgeon spoke calmly to his compatriots as he continued on to remove the tumor from the patient’s large intestine	81
My grandfather described in detail the demonic creature that visited him supposedly the night before to a sketch artist I hired.	74
"Do you even remember his name?" I ask the empress who raped my son and had him executed several years ago.	74
As the young man in front of her with crutches dropped his books on campus, Elyse couldn’t help but feel pity and compassion strong enough to compel her to pick up his belongings and help bring them to his car.	65
The message that came from a distant star system made scientists go berserk with excitement at the prospect of communicating with intelligent extraterrestrial life.	64