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As the alien ship hovered over the city, its citizens could only watch in disbelief before they were swiftly obliterated.

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My siblings and parents told me not to be scared of the painting of the tall thin man in my room, and normally I'd agree that I was being irrational.

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Pareidolia is the psychological effect of projecting and seeing a meaning on an object that isn't actually there, such as a face in the clouds.

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The innocent man's blood pours over my face and runs down my esophagus as I drink from the chalice.

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As I stare at the cannibal who ate my son's genitals, I suggest a different idea other than killing us both.

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My children keep telling me, “Daddy, Mommy was very brave to sacrifice herself to save you.”

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Wearing ear plugs can make it easier for you to fall asleep.

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I hug my father at Mom’s funeral, and console him as he cries when her casket is lowered into the grave.

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After the serial killer dragged the bag containing the dismembered remains of his latest victim’s daughter, he threw it inside of their cell eager to hear horrified screams.

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I know my therapist told me to practice self-control, but I can’t help myself.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the alien ship hovered over the city, its citizens could only watch in disbelief before they were swiftly obliterated.	37
My siblings and parents told me not to be scared of the painting of the tall thin man in my room, and normally I'd agree that I was being irrational.	36
Pareidolia is the psychological effect of projecting and seeing a meaning on an object that isn't actually there, such as a face in the clouds.	34
The innocent man's blood pours over my face and runs down my esophagus as I drink from the chalice.	34
As I stare at the cannibal who ate my son's genitals, I suggest a different idea other than killing us both.	33
My children keep telling me, “Daddy, Mommy was very brave to sacrifice herself to save you.”	32
Wearing ear plugs can make it easier for you to fall asleep.	31
I hug my father at Mom’s funeral, and console him as he cries when her casket is lowered into the grave.	30
After the serial killer dragged the bag containing the dismembered remains of his latest victim’s daughter, he threw it inside of their cell eager to hear horrified screams.	30
I know my therapist told me to practice self-control, but I can’t help myself.	30