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I joined my nation’s special enforcement division 5 years ago, and unfortunately, I’ve had to arrest my own father for being a dissident.

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The temporal flow of our universe being reversed meant reliving every moment of my life backwards.

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It walks behind words, so be quiet.

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Walking through the woods at night, you tell your daughter to be quiet as you pass through territory filled with the infected.

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My father committed suicide after my sister went missing 2 months ago, but it was nice of him to leave some video messages for us.

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The next fool that ran into my memory alteration shop begged me to remove his remembrance of when he drunkenly ran over his daughter.

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During pregnancy, you can eventually expect to see the baby’s limbs push out through the skin of your belly.

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As the retired astronaut in the future awoke from his nightmare in a panic, he felt immense relief when he realized that the beast on his planet's moon hadn't devoured his crew decades prior.

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They take your abilities of communication first so you can’t warn anyone about them, then they take the rest of you.

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Reading this sentence won't cause anything dangerous to happen to you in the next 48 hours, as long as you don't read the second sentence.

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I joined my nation’s special enforcement division 5 years ago, and unfortunately, I’ve had to arrest my own father for being a dissident.	17
The temporal flow of our universe being reversed meant reliving every moment of my life backwards.	17
It walks behind words, so be quiet.	17
Walking through the woods at night, you tell your daughter to be quiet as you pass through territory filled with the infected.	16
My father committed suicide after my sister went missing 2 months ago, but it was nice of him to leave some video messages for us.	16
The next fool that ran into my memory alteration shop begged me to remove his remembrance of when he drunkenly ran over his daughter.	16
During pregnancy, you can eventually expect to see the baby’s limbs push out through the skin of your belly.	16
As the retired astronaut in the future awoke from his nightmare in a panic, he felt immense relief when he realized that the beast on his planet's moon hadn't devoured his crew decades prior.	16
They take your abilities of communication first so you can’t warn anyone about them, then they take the rest of you.	15
Reading this sentence won't cause anything dangerous to happen to you in the next 48 hours, as long as you don't read the second sentence.	15