/u/Thatspretttyfunny's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Reading the stolen classified files you gasp. Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t shoot Kennedy out of contempt, it was to the kill a brain parasite that was infecting other world leaders. Now you wonder: who else knows about this?
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[WP] Krampus snuck into the rich boy’s house one night to punish him for his spoiled behavior. As he opened the bedroom door, he then felt a hand on his hairy shoulder: “Hi, I’m the Boogeyman’s legal representative, I’m afraid this boy’s soul has been leased out already.”
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[WP] A mysterious old man lives in your village. He rarely speaks to anyone and is clearly senile. When a power hungry sorcereress arrived and attempted to subjugate the population, he effortlessly defeated and banished her before returning to his regular routine.
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[WP] When faced with difficult decisions, Bob has three voices that speak to him: the Angel on his right shoulder, the Demon on his left shoulder, and Larry.
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[WP] SHHHH, the beast is coming! But not for any man, woman, or child. No...it's coming for our town library. We have to burn it down before it can get to it, or else it'll teach the other monsters how to read and build their own civilization.
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[WP] “You’re not a real superhero.” “I’m what?” “You’re not a real superhero! University of Crimefighting for Christ’s sake? An online course? What a joke! I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think you’re suddenly my peer?”
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[WP] A college student, who is secretly thousands of years old, argues with their history professor over how the assassination of Julius Caesar occurred.
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[WP] When people die, they get one last phone call to the living world before passing on. Your father decided to call you the day after his funeral, but it’s not what you expected.
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[WP] Looking at your phone, you realize you have 15 missed voice messages from someone claiming to be you from the future. The first one tells you to stop everyone from coming into work this morning.
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[WP] A man who ages in reverse and a woman who ages a year older every month fell in love and married 5 years ago. Well, their divorce settlement is today, and needless to say, the court is a bit confused about why the spouses were a child and an elderly woman.
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